Ok. When I picture hipster I think this…
What the hell is that look? Duck Dynasty LA?
I am glad that I am a lesbian and over 30. Poor straight girls fresh out of college have to DATE and possibly MARRY and even worse still, PROCREATE with this hot mess. Damn.
Disclaimer: If you are indeed a hipster, I do not mean to offend. I’m just a product of my environment and I was raised by a gaggle of Southern Drag Queens. They taught me that flannel is never appropriate south of Maryland…and I’m in Florida. Why are people wearing flannel in South Florida…in July?
Ok. I’m done.
Dang it! Is this more Throat Chakra Work? I gotta go meditate and forgive myself for this entire spiel.